Homework Jokes
PUPIL: Teacher, is there life after death?
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FRED: I have so much homework to finish the teacher said she may send someone to my home.
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I'm so far behind in my homework I may have to drop out of school to finish it. |
TEACHER: Johnny, what is the definition of "infinity?"
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TEACHER: Young man, did you do all your home work last night?
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FRED: Teacher, this is an awful lot of math homework.
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TEACHER: Your homework assignment last night was to draw a map of Texas including all the rivers in that state. Why didn't you finish it? |
TEACHER: Young man, this is the first homework assignment you've handed in all week. Why is that?
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One kid in our class always said his dog ate his homework and none of us believed him until last week. |
TEACHER: So your dog ate your homework?
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TEACHER: Young man, where's your homework assignment?
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TEACHER: On Monday you said your homework blew away. On Tuesday you said your father accidentally took it to work with him. On Wednesday you said your little sister tore it up. On Thursday you said someone stole it. Today I asked you to bring your parents to school. Now where are they?
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TEACHER: Young man, you've told me that your homework blew off your desk and out an open window into the trash. The trash was picked up this morning and you can't retrieve your homework because it is now buried in a nuclear waste dump. Do you really expect me to believe all that garbage?
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It takes me about two hours each night to do my homework - three if my Dad helps me. |
TEACHER: Anyone who doesn't bring all thehomework to class tomorrow morning will get an "F "
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SON: Dad, if an airplane leaves Chicago and flies 500 miles an hour west with a 300 mile an hour wind coming East for two hours, and then flies 600 miles an hour with a 100 mile an hour wind coming East, and then flies 700 miles an hour for 2 hours with no headwind, how far will that plane have flown? FATHER: Son, I'll call my office in the morning and have you switch to an easier flight.
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I have one teacher who is so fanatical, she even gives us extra recess to do at home.
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TEACHER: Young man, you haven't handed in one homework assignment since we started this class. Won't you please do tonight's assignment? |