Member Jokes #12

#1

My kindergarten students become very proud of themselves as they become emergent readers and discover that their world is full of literacy. A student was so excited to share an epiphany with me one morning: 
"Ms. Melissa, I know how to spell country!"
"Really? How?"
His earnest reply-"KYGO!"
KYGO is a radio station in Colorado who's slogan is "We spell country KYGO."
I just laughed and laughed!

#2

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsshhhhhhh
(no i\'s)

#3

johnnie asked  brittney does your dog have a nose? and the brittney answered no and then johnnie said then how does he smell and brittney replied back awful!