List #1 - Political Correctness in School
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No one fails a class anymore, they're merely "passing impaired."
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You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit delayed."
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Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
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These days, a student isn't lazy. He/She's "energetically declined."
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Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
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Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
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Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
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You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciousness."
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You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."