History Jokes: Part 2
Who invented King Arthur's round table ?
Sir Circumference !
When did Caesar reign ?
I didn't know he reigned.
Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?
1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?
2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
Why did the Romans build straight roads ?
So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is ?
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss !
Teacher: When was Rome built ?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that ?
Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day !
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ?
Toga-ether we can rule the world !
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ?
Because there were so many knights !
Why did Arthur have a round table ?
So no one could corner him !