Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter P
Parents: Hardships of children.
Patience: The companion of wisdom – St Augustine
Patience: The quality you admire in the driver behind you but can’t stand in the driver who’s in front of you.
Patriot: The person who is sorry he has but one income to give to his country.
Pawnbroker: One who lives off the flat of the land.
Peace: A short period between wars.
Pessimist: A person who always says things are going to get worse.
Pessimist: A person who is happy when he is wrong. – Herbert V. Prochnow