Bored with School
Our teacher talks to herself; does yours?
Yes, but she doesn't realise it; she thinks we're actually listening!
Teacher: Why didn't you answer me?
Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.
Teacher: Will you stop looking at the clock at the wall and pay attention?
I didn't do my homework because I lost my memory.
The brain is a wonderful thing.
When I was your age; I thought nothing of walking 5 miles to school.
Be sure that you go straight home.
Playing truant from school is like a credit card.
Laugh and the class laughs with you.
Teacher: When you yawn, you're supposed to put your hand to your mouth!
Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Teacher: Why were you late?
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there; what are you taking for it?
Son: I can't go to school today.
Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Father: I hear you skipped school to play football.
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
Father: How do you like going to school?