The Funniest Puns

Submitted by ms. hayes

  • I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

  • Old electricians never die, they just get discharged.

  • Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

  • The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged.

  • He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

  • Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

  • A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.

  • A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

  • Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

  • When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.