Crazy Things Students Write!

  • The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on top and you sit on the bottom.
  • The difference between a king and a president is that a king is the son of his father, but the president isn't.
  • In spring, the salmon swim upstream to spoon.
  • Once I'm done with kindergarten I'm going to find me a wife. -Tommy, age 5.
  • A virgin forest is a bunch of trees where the hand of man hasn't set foot.