Teaching Animal Names

One day, a teacher was attempting to teach the names of animals to a class of 5-year-olds. She held up a picture of a deer, and asked one boy, "James, what is this animal?". Little James curiously starred at the picture with a disheartened look on his face and resplied, "I'm sorry Mrs. Smith, I don't know.". The teacher was not one to give up easily, so she then asked James, "Well, son, what does your Mommy call your Daddy?" Little James' face suddenly brightened up, but then a confused look came over his face, as he asked, "Mrs. Smith, is that really a pig?"