History Jokes: Part 6

    Who designed Noah's ark?
    An ark-itect!

    What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?

    When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
    He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

    If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
    His wife!

    What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?
    You can't keep a good man down!

    When did Caesar reign?
    Student 1: I didn't know he reigned. 
    Student 2: Of course he did, didn't they hail him?