Geography Jokes: Part 4
Q:What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?
Q:How can you tell that compasses and scales are intelligent?
A:Because they're all graduated.
Q:Why didn't the map grids go to the punk disco?
A:Because they were all squares.
Q:What's big, white, furry and always points North?
A:A Polar Bearing.
Q:What do geographers grow in their gardens?
Q:Where do all the pencils come from?
Q:What do an astrologist and a cartographer have in common?
A:They both specialise in projections.
Q:What city always cheats at exams?
Q:Why does the Bogie Man know all the map symbols?
A:Because he's a legend.
Q:Why is it easy to get into Florida?
A:Because there are so many keys.
Q:Why can fish measure distances so well?
A:Because they have their own scales.
Q:Which has the higher IQ, latitude or longitude?
A:Longitude; it's got 360 degrees!
Q:What do penguins wear on their heads?