Science Jokes: Part 6
What microscopic animal solves mysteries?
What would you get if you crossed vegetables with a necklace?
A food chain.
What do you call angry bacteria?
A cross culture.
How much was the science student paid?
A cent a grade (centigrade).
Why was the month so worried?
Its days were numbered.
What do you call a blue white metal?
Zinc about it.
What does a skeleton use for skating?
Its shoulder blades.
Where do you buy used arms for robots?
At a second hand store.
How did the computer programmer get out of prison?
He used the escape key
What do airports and computers have in common?