Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter I
INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
Icicle: A stiff piece of water. – Fred Allen
Imagination: What makes some politicians think they’re statesmen.
Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket.
Inflation: When one can live as cheaply as two.
Inflation: When you can’t have your cake; dieting is when you can’t eat it.
Installment buying: A way to make the months seem shorter or to make time fly.