Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter H
HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
Headlights: What the car driver uses to blind oncoming drivers.
Helpless: The feeling you have when your goldfish is sick.
Hide and sick: A game played on a vacation cruise ship by a large number of the passengers.
Hobby: Something you get goofy about to keep from going nuts about things in general.
Hockey: Mayhem on ice.
Honesty: The greatest handicap you can have in golf.
Horse sense: Something a horse has that keeps him from betting on men.