History Jokes: Part 3
What was King Arthur's favourite game ?
Knights and crosses !
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder ?
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
What was Camelot ?
A place where people parked their camels !
What was Camelot famous for ?
It's knight life !
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?
Rust in peace !
When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?
When they had lots of sleepless knights !
How did the Vikings send secret messages ?
By norse code !
What English King invented the fireplace ?
Alfred the grate !
What famous chiropodist ruled England ?
William the Corn-cutter!
Who invented fractions ?
Henry the 1/8th !