Jokes for Your Students #07

Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!
Pupil: What?, and get bitten!

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Pupil: Not very much!

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
I don't know, I wasn't invited!

A history joke
What did they wear at the Boston Tea Party?

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
His wife!

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?
You can't keep a good man down!

Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect!

When did Caesar reign?
Student 1: I didn't know he reigned. 
Student 2: Of course he did, didn't they hail him?

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine