Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter D
DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
Deficit: What you have when you don’t have as much as if you had nothing.
Deluxe: Mediocre in a big way.
Dentist: A collector of old magazines.
Dentist: A person who runs a filling station.
Desk: A waste basket with drawers. – Wall Street Journal
Diamond: A hunk of coal that stuck to its job.