Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter C
CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Candidate: A person who asks for money from the wealthy and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
Cauliflower: A cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
Chairman or toastmaster: - A person who introduces a person who doesn’t need an introduction.
Chairman or toastmaster: A person who introduces someone who is already well known to the audience.
Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats.
Cheerfulness: The art of concealing your true feelings.
Chef: An interior decorator.