Crazy Questions: Part 3
What is posthumous work ?
Something written by someone after they are dead !
Why is Russia a very fast country ?
Because the people are always Russian !
What has two humps and is found at the North Pole ?
A lost camel !
Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?
Because England was discovered before the USA !
What do elves do after school ?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get ?
Missile toe !
What is a polygon ?
A dead parrot !
If Ireland sank into the sea, what county wouldn't sink ?
How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end ?
Because it's round !
What do you get if you cross a US President with a shark ?
Jaws Washington !