Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter B
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.
Baby: A perfect example of minority rule. – Milwaukee Journal
Bachelor: A thing of beauty and a boy forever. – Helen Rowland
Backbiter: A mosquito.
Bald: - When one has less hair to comb and more face to wash.
Barber: A brilliant conversationalist who cuts hair for a sideline.
Bargain: Usually something that’s so reasonable they won’t take it back when you find out what is wrong with it.
Benefactor: One who returns part of his loot.
Benevolence: The distinguishing characteristic of man. – Mencius
Bigamy: The only crime on the books where two rites make a wrong. – Bob Hope
Birth: The beginning of death.es butter