Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.Pupil: I hope you didn't see me either !
Teacher: You copies from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither" !
Father: How were the exam questions ?
Father: Then why look so unhappy ?Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers !
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this testTeacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you !
Father: Why did you get such a low score in that test ?Son: Absence
Father: You were absent on the day of the test ? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was !