Chemistry Jokes: Part One
A: A banana. Q: What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
A: Barium Q: Why do gas molecules like to look into your window at night?
A: Because they're PVnRT'ed. (pronounce: pivnerted) Q: What is the purpose of a Doctor?
Q: What happens when electrons lose their energy?
A: They get Bohr'd
Q: What's the difference between chemistry and cooking?
A: In chemistry you should never lick the spoon