Chemistry Jokes: Part One

Q: What is Ba(na)2?
A: A banana.

Q: What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
A: Barium

Q: Why do gas molecules like to look into your window at night?
A: Because they're PVnRT'ed. (pronounce: pivnerted)

Q: What is the purpose of a Doctor?
A: Helium

Q: What happens when electrons lose their energy?
A: They get Bohr'd

Q: What's the difference between chemistry and cooking?
A: In chemistry you should never lick the spoon