Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter A

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Ability: The art of getting credit for all the home runs that somebody else hits. Casey Stengel

Abstract art: A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. - Al Capp

Accomplice: One who lacks brains as well as honesty.

Adolescence: The period when children are certain they will never be as stupid as their parents.

Adolescence: The awkward age when a child is too old to say something cute and too young to say something sensible.

Adolescent: One who is well informed about anything he doesn’t have to study.

Adult education: What goes on in a household containing teenage children.

Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper.

Advertising: The fine art of making you think you have longed all your life for something you never heard of before.