Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter B

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

Baby: A perfect example of minority rule. – Milwaukee Journal

Bachelor: A thing of beauty and a boy forever. – Helen Rowland

Backbiter: A mosquito.

Bald: - When one has less hair to comb and more face to wash.

Barber: A brilliant conversationalist who cuts hair for a sideline.

Bargain: Usually something that’s so reasonable they won’t take it back when you find out what is wrong with it.

Benefactor: One who returns part of his loot.

Benevolence: The distinguishing characteristic of man. – Mencius

Bigamy: The only crime on the books where two rites make a wrong. – Bob Hope

Birth: The beginning of butter