Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter C

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Candidate: A person who asks for money from the wealthy and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.

Cauliflower: A cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain

Chairman or toastmaster: - A person who introduces a person who doesn’t need an introduction.

Chairman or toastmaster: A person who introduces someone who is already well known to the audience.

Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats.

Cheerfulness: The art of concealing your true feelings.

Chef: An interior decorator.