Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter D

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

Deficit: What you have when you don’t have as much as if you had nothing.

Deluxe: Mediocre in a big way.

Dentist: A collector of old magazines.

Dentist: A person who runs a filling station.

Desk: A waste basket with drawers. – Wall Street Journal

Diamond: A hunk of coal that stuck to its job.