Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter E

EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Economy: Spending money without getting any fun out of it.

Education: The transition of civilization. – Will and Ariel Durant

Efficiency: Getting someone to do the job you hate.

Egg: A day’s work for a hen.

Endless: The time it takes for others to find out how wonderful you are.

Etc.: A sign you use in writing to make people believe you know more than you do.

Etiquette: To know which finger to put in your mouth when you whistle for the waiter.