Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter F

Fad: Something that goes in one era and out the other.

Failure: The opportunity to begin again – more wisely.

Fanatic: One who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject. – Winston Churchill

Flattery: Often an insult in gift wrapping. – Herbert V. Prochnow

Footnote: Useless information placed where you can skip it.

Friend: A person who listens attentively while you say nothing.

Friend: Someone who doesn’t believe the gossip he hears about you even if he knows it’s true.

Friend: Someone who knows you well and still likes you

Father : A banker provided by nature.