Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter G

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

Garage: An attic on a lower level.

Gentility: What is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. – John Ciardi

Gentleman: A man who helps a woman over the street even if she does not need help.

Goblet: A small turkey.

Golf: A game in which purple people pursue white balls over green hills. – Herbert V. Prochnow.

Golf: A game in which you play pool in the woods or beat around the bush.

Golf optimist: a fellow who said he made fifteen on the first hole, fourteen the second, thirteen on the third, and then blew up.

Gossip: Something that goes in one ear and over the back fence.

Grandparent: One who knows that spanking is unnecessary.