Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter H


Headlights: What the car driver uses to blind oncoming drivers.

Helpless: The feeling you have when your goldfish is sick.

Hide and sick: A game played on a vacation cruise ship by a large number of the passengers.

Hobby: Something you get goofy about to keep from going nuts about things in general.

Hockey: Mayhem on ice.

Honesty: The greatest handicap you can have in golf.

Horse sense: Something a horse has that keeps him from betting on men.