Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter I

INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

Icicle: A stiff piece of water. – Fred Allen

Imagination: What makes some politicians think they’re statesmen.

Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket.

Inflation: When one can live as cheaply as two.

Inflation: When you can’t have your cake; dieting is when you can’t eat it.

Installment buying: A way to make the months seem shorter or to make time fly.