Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter M
MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.
Mailman: The contact with your installment creditor.
Man: The only animal that cooks.
Man: The only animal with brains enough to find a cure for the diseases caused by his own folly.
Manager of doughnut factory: A person who has charge of the hole works.
Manners: Noises you don’t make when eating soup.