Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter M

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

Mailman: The contact with your installment creditor.

Man: The only animal that cooks.

Man: The only animal with brains enough to find a cure for the diseases caused by his own folly.

Manager of doughnut factory: A person who has charge of the hole works.

Manners: Noises you don’t make when eating soup.