Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter O
Obstinate person: One who doesn’t hold opinions; they hold him.
Old-timer: Someone who remembers when charity was a virtue, not an organization.
Operation, minor: One performed on someone else.
Optimist: A fisherman who takes a camera with him when he goes fishing.
Optimist: A person who looks forward to enjoying the scenery on a detour.
Optimist: One who laughs to forget, whereas a pessimist forgets to laugh.
Optimist: Someone who sets aside an afternoon to do Christmas shopping.