Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter O

Obstinate person: One who doesn’t hold opinions; they hold him.

Old-timer: Someone who remembers when charity was a virtue, not an organization.

Operation, minor: One performed on someone else.

Optimist: A fisherman who takes a camera with him when he goes fishing.

Optimist: A person who looks forward to enjoying the scenery on a detour.

Optimist: One who laughs to forget, whereas a pessimist forgets to laugh.

Optimist: Someone who sets aside an afternoon to do Christmas shopping.