Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter O

    Obstinate person: One who doesn’t hold opinions; they hold him.

    Old-timer: Someone who remembers when charity was a virtue, not an organization.

    Operation, minor: One performed on someone else.

    Optimist: A fisherman who takes a camera with him when he goes fishing.

    Optimist: A person who looks forward to enjoying the scenery on a detour.

    Optimist: One who laughs to forget, whereas a pessimist forgets to laugh.

    Optimist: Someone who sets aside an afternoon to do Christmas shopping.