Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter P

Parents: Hardships of children.

Patience: The companion of wisdom – St Augustine

Patience: The quality you admire in the driver behind you but can’t stand in the driver who’s in front of you.

Patriot: The person who is sorry he has but one income to give to his country.

Pawnbroker: One who lives off the flat of the land.

Peace: A short period between wars.

Pessimist: A person who always says things are going to get worse.

Pessimist: A person who is happy when he is wrong. – Herbert V. Prochnow