Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter S

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

Scotchhman: The only golfer who wouldn’t knock a golf ball out of sight.

Security: When I’m very much in love with somebody extraordinary who loves me back. – Shelley Winters

Self-control: The ability to carry a credit card and not abuse it.

Silence: Having nothing to say and saying it.

Skunk: A community scenter.

Small town: A place where everybody knows whose check is good.