Crazy Definitions by Kids: Letter T

    TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

    TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

    Tailor: A person who does sew-sew work.

    Tax: A fine for doing right. A fine is a tax for doing wrong.

    Teacher, best: The one who makes you want to learn.

    Tears: A good-buy product.

    Teenager: One who is old enough to know everything.