Crazy Questions: Part 3

What is posthumous work ?
Something written by someone after they are dead !

Why is Russia a very fast country ? 
Because the people are always Russian !

What has two humps and is found at the North Pole ?
A lost camel !

Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?
Because England was discovered before the USA !

What do elves do after school ?
Gnomework !

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get ?
Missile toe !

What is a polygon ?
A dead parrot !

If Ireland sank into the sea, what county wouldn't sink ?
Cork !

How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end ?
Because it's round !

What do you get if you cross a US President with a shark ?
Jaws Washington !