Crazy Questions: Part 4

What is the quickest way to double your money ?
Fold it in half !

What is hail ? 
Hard boiled rain !

What is Cheddar Gorge ?
A large cheese sandwich !

What language do they speak in Cuba ?
Cubic !

What is a myth ?
A female moth !

What is an archaeologist ?
Someone who's career is in ruins !

What is the noisiest game ?
Squash - because you can't play it without raising a racquet !

Why do birds fly south in the winter ?
Because it's too far to walk !

How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon ?
Just one if it's long enough !

What holds the sun up in the sky ?
Sunbeams !