Crazy Questions: Part 5
What is a volcano ?
A mountain with hiccups!
What is the fruitiest lesson ?
History, because it's full of dates !
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?
A dinosnore !
How was the Roman Empire cut in half ?
With a pair of Caesars !
How do Welsh people eat cheese ?
Why doesn't the sea spill over the earth ?
Because it's tied !
Who was the Black Prince ?
The son of Old King Cole !
What has forty feet and sings ?
The school choir !
Who was the world's greatest thief ?
Atlas, because he held up the whole world !
Where do flies go in winter ?
To the glass foundry to be turned into bluebottles !