Crazy Questions: Part 5

What is a volcano ?
A mountain with hiccups!

What is the fruitiest lesson ? 
History, because it's full of dates !

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?
A dinosnore !

How was the Roman Empire cut in half ?
With a pair of Caesars !

How do Welsh people eat cheese ?
Caerphilly !

Why doesn't the sea spill over the earth ?
Because it's tied !

Who was the Black Prince ?
The son of Old King Cole !

What has forty feet and sings ?
The school choir !

Who was the world's greatest thief ?
Atlas, because he held up the whole world !

Where do flies go in winter ?
To the glass foundry to be turned into bluebottles !