Crazy Questions: Part 6

Where do hamsters come ?
Hampsterdam !

What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon ? 
The full moon because it's lighter !

What town in England makes terrible sandwiches ?
Oldham !

What would you call theft in Peking ?
A Chinese takeaway !

Why do polar bears have fur coats ?
Because they would look silly in anoraks !

Why are goldfish red ?
The water turns them rusty !

Who invented fire ?
Some bright spark !

Where does success come before work ?
In the dictionary !

Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls ?
Because they couldn't spell their names !

What animals are on legal documents ?
Seals !