Crazy Questions: Part 6
Where do hamsters come ?
What is heavier, a full moon or a half moon ?
The full moon because it's lighter !
What town in England makes terrible sandwiches ?
What would you call theft in Peking ?
A Chinese takeaway !
Why do polar bears have fur coats ?
Because they would look silly in anoraks !
Why are goldfish red ?
The water turns them rusty !
Who invented fire ?
Some bright spark !
Where does success come before work ?
In the dictionary !
Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls ?
Because they couldn't spell their names !
What animals are on legal documents ?