Crazy Questions: Part 7

Where do tadpoles change ?
In a croakroom!

Why are astronauts successful people ? 
Because they always go up in the world !

Why is Alabama the smartest state in the USA?
Because it has 4 A's and one B !

What is the best hand to write with ?
Neither - it's best to write with a pen !

What sort of animal is a slug ?
A snail with a housing problem !

Who invented underground tunnels ?
A mole !

What followed the dinosaur ?
It's tail !

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?
She was maid in France !

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?
Sir Francis Brake !

What's an insect's favourite sport ?
Cricket !