The Funniest Puns
Submitted by ms. hayes
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Old electricians never die, they just get discharged.
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Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged.
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He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks the end of his sentence.
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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.
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Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
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When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.