Geography Jokes: Part 2

Can you tell me where elephants are found ?
We don't have to find elephants, they're so big, they don't get lost

What fur do we get from a tiger ?
As fur as possible

I got a 35 in maths and 25 in english, but I knocked them cold in geography
I got zero

What birds are found in Portugal ?
Portu-geese

Name three famous poles ?
North, south and tad

What do we do with crude oil ?
Teach it some manners

What is an island ?
A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
On one side ?
Yes, on top

Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !

What shape is the world in?
Rotten

Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it?
It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead