Geography Jokes: Part 3

"Old geographers never die, they just lose their bearings." 
"Old geographers never die, they just become legends ."
"Old geologists never die, they just petrify." 
"Old geologists never die, they just get stoned." 
"Geologists aren't perfect, they have their faults."

"Geologists don't dislike classical music, they just prefer rock."