Geography Jokes: Part 4

Q:What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world? 
A:A stamp.

Q:How can you tell that compasses and scales are intelligent? 
A:Because they're all graduated.

Q:Why didn't the map grids go to the punk disco? 
A:Because they were all squares.

Q:What's big, white, furry and always points North? 
A:A Polar Bearing.

Q:What do geographers grow in their gardens? 
A:Compass roses.

Q:Where do all the pencils come from? 

Q:What do an astrologist and a cartographer have in common? 
A:They both specialise in projections.

Q:What city always cheats at exams? 

Q:Why does the Bogie Man know all the map symbols? 
A:Because he's a legend.

Q:Why is it easy to get into Florida? 
A:Because there are so many keys.

Q:Why can fish measure distances so well? 
A:Because they have their own scales.

Q:Which has the higher IQ, latitude or longitude? 
A:Longitude; it's got 360 degrees!

Q:What do penguins wear on their heads? 
A:Ice caps.