Geography Jokes: Part 7

TEACHER : What is an island ?
Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
TEACHER :On one side ?
Pupil : Yes, on top ! 

TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so ! 

TEACHER : What shape is the world in?
Pupil : Rotten ! 

PARENT : Why does you geography exam have a big zero over it.

Pupil : It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead !