Geography Punchlines

"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse ?" 
"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down !"

Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? 
Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !

What are the small rivers that run into the Nile ? 
The juve-niles !

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river ? 
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see !

Teacher: What are the Great Plains ? 
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16 !

Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? 
Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up

Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. 
Mother: Well next time remember where you put things !

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? 
Pupil: Because it can't sit down !

Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated ? 
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile !

Name an animal that lives in Lapland ? 
A reindeer 
Good, now name another . 
Another reindeer !