History Jokes: Part 1
What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?
You can't keep a good man down !
Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect !
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ?
Speaking Latin !
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
He wanted Mark Antony !
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ?
On their feet !
Why does history keep repeating itself ?
Because we weren't listening the first time !
Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?
The second one !
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders who supported Atlas ?
His wife !
What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?
Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !
Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She fell for the Big Apple !