History Jokes: Part 1

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?
You can't keep a good man down !

Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect !

What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ?
Speaking Latin !

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
He wanted Mark Antony !

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ?
On their feet !

Why does history keep repeating itself ?
Because we weren't listening the first time !

Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?
The second one !

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders who supported Atlas ?
His wife !

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?
Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She fell for the Big Apple !