History Jokes: Part 3

What was King Arthur's favourite game ?
Knights and crosses !

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder ?
He had a bee in his suit of armour !

What was Camelot ?
A place where people parked their camels !

What was Camelot famous for ?
It's knight life !

When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?
Rust in peace !

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?
When they had lots of sleepless knights !

How did the Vikings send secret messages ?
By norse code !

What English King invented the fireplace ?
Alfred the grate !

What famous chiropodist ruled England ?
William the Corn-cutter!

Who invented fractions ?
Henry the 1/8th !