Jokes for Your Students #05

A math joke
I failed every subject except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that?
I didn't take algebra!

A history joke
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?
She was trying to get ahead!

A history joke
What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?
Sat down!

A math joke
Teacher: Are you good at math?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean?
Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

What are the small rivers that run into the Nile?
The juve-niles!

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

A history joke
Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich?
Because the poor didn't have anything worth stealing!

Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name?
Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith

A history joke
Why did Eve want to move to New York?
She fell for the Big Apple!

Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this?
Pupil: This is my father speaking